The story Surveillance Footage Captures Robber's Existential Crisis While Clerk Locks Him In Store

THE NEWS IS PLAYING SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE OF A ROBBER trapped inside a jewelry store, begging through the glass like a goldfish who just realized what a bowl is. The clerk? She just walked out. Locked his a** in. Didn't even look back. Cut to my neighbor on TV explaining crime statistics while three kids behind him are doing that thing where they pretend to pick their nose and eat it. The whole disaster captured in 4K because someone had the foresight to mount cameras and—here's the kicker—actually put up signs saying they were recording.

My neighbor's still talking about "community safety initiatives" while one kid's now pretending to strangle one another. The robber's pressing his face against the glass making promises to Jesus, Buddha, and the Tooth Fairy. The news anchor's voice cracks trying to stay professional. This is what happens when surveillance becomes performance art—everyone's suddenly aware they're being watched but nobody knows their lines. The signs weren't just warnings; they were invitations to the most honest theater you'll ever see.

Quick answer

Direct answer: Professional video surveillance signs on Dibond that outlive your mortgage. Direct UV printing in full color because generic red-and-black warnings are what serial killers use to blend in.

Key takeaways

  • High-contrast bold colors work better than threats—recognition at distance matters more than intimidation up close.
  • Standard 3mm thickness with 6mm available for larger panels or hurricane zones.
  • 5-10 years typical outdoor lifespan with proper installation.

Specs & options

Specs

Material
Dibond aluminum composite (aluminum/polyethylene/aluminum)
Thickness
3mm standard, 6mm heavy-duty available
Print
Direct UV ink, full-color, single or double-sided
Finish
Smooth semi-gloss surface, optional rounded corners
Durability
Outdoor-rated, waterproof, rust-proof
Lifespan
5-10 years outdoors with proper installation
Use zones
Indoor and outdoor, rigid mounting required

Options

  • Standard visibility sizes: 8x12", 12x18", 18x24"—bigger for drive-by viewing.
  • Single or double-sided printing available.
  • Rounded corners optional but recommended for safety.
  • Add your logo and brand colors for custom branding.

Need help preparing files? See Artwork Setup.

Good fit for

  • Business entrances and loading docks—professional deterrent with clear messaging.
  • Parking garages where bad decisions multiply—high-visibility at any distance.
  • Warehouses and construction sites—durable enough for industrial environments.
  • School lobbies—clean, modern aesthetics that say "we're watching" without serial killer energy.
  • Residential fences, driveways, porches—anywhere you need to say "yes we have cameras."

How it works

  1. 1) Share your specs + artwork

    Upload your own design if you're particular about fonts. Send us your fever dream and our designers will translate it into something mountable.

  2. 2) Proof + approval

    We handle press-ready files and confused sketches with equal professionalism. You'll see exactly what you're getting before production.

  3. 3) Fabricate / print

    Direct UV printing on Dibond delivers sharp graphics that don't fade into suggestions. Quality checks at every step.

  4. 4) Ship or install

    Professional packaging that prevents your corners arriving pre-damaged. Fast turnaround with nationwide shipping.

FAQ

Are these weatherproof?

Yes. Dibond handles rain, sun, humidity, temperature swings. Designed for long-term outdoor exposure.

What's the standard thickness?

3mm (about 1/8"). Heavy-duty 6mm available for larger panels or hurricane zones.

Will Dibond rust?

No. Aluminum faces and composite core remain stable outdoors indefinitely.

Single or double-sided?

Both available. Double-sided useful for post-mounted or projecting installations.

How do I mount them?

Pre-drilled holes with screws most common. Also brackets, zip ties, or VHB tape depending on surface.

Do I need rounded corners?

Optional but recommended for safety and preventing snags during installation.

Can I use bright colors?

Yes. UV inks print vibrant colors. High-contrast improves readability significantly.

What text should I include?

Clear header like "Video Surveillance," optional 24/7 claim if accurate, secondary line like "Recording in Progress."

Are these legally required?

Varies by state and audio recording status. Consult local regulations for compliance.

How long will prints last?

5-10 years typical outdoors with proper installation.

Can I clean them?

Yes. Mild soap and water. Avoid abrasives and harsh solvents.